I woke up early this morning (from an anxiety dream that some anonymous kid had taken apart my beloved scooter for fun to see how it worked and couldn't find all the pieces and I was very upset) so I decided to get up and Be Productive. Then the person I dogsit for every day texted to say that someone was home today and I didn't need to come let their dogs out so I had even more time to Be Productive! I got off to a running start coloring the most recent page of Guardian and optimistically thought that maybe I might even be able to get the entire thing finished today (usually coloring takes two days, sometimes more or less depending on complexity)!
Then around 11 I went downstairs for a moment, intending just to put something in the dishwasher, and discovered to my horror that the poor Roomba had run over something unspeakable left by a Naughty Cat and had dragged it around on the carpet. D:
So I took the Roomba outside, along with the keys to the shed so I could get the Crud Buster wipes my stepdad keeps out there, performed emergency robot surgery and decontamination, and then discovered that I had locked myself out of the house. D: D:
And that the keys on the shed keyring that everyone assumed fit the house locks do not, in fact, do that. D: D: D:
We do have a spare key outside, in a holder with a combination lock, but it has long since rusted shut and my mom put the replacement inside the garage, which was no help to me at the moment. (I also wasn't entirely sure of the combination, which I keep in a note on my phone, which was still on my desk, because I hadn't planned to be away for more than a few minutes. I knew it was 17-- something because it's the year that our house in Massachusetts was built, so I was planning to just go through the 18th century one year at a time until it opened. But none of the buttons were working.)
But by divine providence or climate change, it's been unseasonably warm this week (right on the heels of a week of brutal cold!) so I had, apparently also by divine providence, earlier opened one (1!) of the living room windows. I had to tear a little hole in the screen with the otherwise-useless keys to reach the little knob that releases the screen but I was able to get it out and climb in the window - literally breaking and entering into my own house.
So then I sent the Roomba back to its dock, shampooed the rug, and switched the torn screen out for one on a window we don't open very often. It wasn't even noon yet and my day had been WAY TOO EXCITING for me.
But I did, even after all that nonsense, manage to get the entire
new page finished! So in the end I Was Productive as I had hoped to be.